Well, I've been sorting out my DVD/Blu collection, weeding out the DVDs that have been upgraded to Blu or just better DVD releases.So, I thought, what better way to enjoy the experience than to give Addy some for his birthday, that he needs for his collection, but...not without providing some birthday torture of my own. So without further ado, Addy, your first birthday torture riddle from the Dark Knight:I was sorting the collection last mid-niteWhen my owl-like eyes spotted a motionI almost squeled with frightBut the thought gave me a notionWould Addy like these silky smooth delightsLike a pirateship on a calm ocean?