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Beyond Torture!
« on: December 13, 2011, 05:25:02 PM »
OK... I have this friend that will remain nameless. She already sent Britt and I multiple Christmas presents Which of course I can't open till Christmas morning. Then I find she will be sending Britt and I some more stuff here soon. Some of which I know about so get right away... some which will be Christmas Surprises. All cool so far... she is a very generous person!

Now we get to today. When I find out that there is another package coming. One that will be here right around the 16th. Now here is the kicker... here is what is driving me nuts. She said this is a Christmas gift. But... but I must open it as soon as I get it! This particular friend never wants me to open things early! This of course has my curiosity going in turbo charge! There must be a reason that this person wants me to open it right away!

And that is when my mind went to the scary spot! What if it is a gag gift... what if she sent me a pet tarantula!?! With my extreme case of arachnophobia!!!... I just may have a heart attack!  :laugh:

What do you all think? Why would someone that always wants me to wait to open gifts tell me I must open this one as soon as it arrives?
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 05:27:35 PM »
Maybe the gag is there is no gift!  :laugh:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 05:31:01 PM »
Cute... but I don't see her telling me to look for a package if one is not coming. Especially since she knows how packages do disappear around this neighborhood. There has been more then once that a package mysteriously disappeared off our steps in the past.
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 07:45:47 PM »
She loves to tease and torture me!... she PM'ed me with...

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It is from me...but not my house.

I torture Pete, he thinks I'm a louse.

Amazon? No it's not from there.

Oh Pete's pain...it is not fair!

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And for the record... I of course don't think she is a louse. I think only that she is a very kind and generous person!
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 09:28:51 PM »
Please, please let it be a tarantula!!!  :laugh:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2011, 09:36:35 PM »
Nooo!!!! But I think I am safe there... It has already shipped and will take 3 more days to get to me. I don't think it would be any type of living creature... taking that long to get to me! So there!  :tease:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2011, 09:37:47 PM »
The cage could have air holes and some water  :tease:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 09:39:02 PM »
Shut up! Smart aleck Kid!  :tease:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2011, 09:42:14 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2011, 09:58:17 PM »
Oh yeah... you would be thrilled if I got that big of a scare... wouldn't you?  :tease:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2011, 10:20:13 PM »
Yup, pretty much!
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2011, 10:33:43 PM »
Maybe the gift is for you Brittany and it is something like this



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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2011, 12:00:22 AM »
 :hysterical:

There you Go!  :thumbup:
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2011, 12:02:33 AM »
NOT FUNNY!!  :o

And she already told me what he's getting, so there!!  :tease: It's not a clown, and no dad, i'm not telling,
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Re: Beyond Torture!
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2011, 12:48:11 AM »
Well... will you at least confirm it's not a tarantula!?!  :P
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