Author Topic: Horror Mansion Survival Game  (Read 70983 times)

lyonsden5

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #150 on: August 10, 2007, 05:51:57 PM »
while I'm waiting for my PM (want to read it before I leave) I thought I better get out of this


and into something more appropriate....

m.cellophane

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #151 on: August 10, 2007, 06:49:23 PM »

TURN OF EVENTS:
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James has moved to The Secret Stairs
Status: In mortal danger.

James has encountered Samara!

It is now the turn of Samara to make her move as he approaches James with murder in her mind...

James, please hold still. A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Samara.
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:o It's always the pizza boy.  :axed:

 :hysterical:

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #152 on: August 10, 2007, 07:09:14 PM »

TURN OF EVENTS:
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James has moved to The Secret Stairs
Status: In mortal danger.

James has encountered Samara!

It is now the turn of Samara to make her move as he approaches James with murder in her mind...

James, please hold still. A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Samara.
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:o It's always the pizza boy.  :axed:

 :hysterical:

Isn't Skip the pizza delivery boy?!?

Don't worry James - The Lazarus Blessing has your back (or whatever body part that Samara mutilates!).


m.cellophane

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #153 on: August 10, 2007, 07:58:04 PM »

Isn't Skip the pizza delivery boy?!?

Don't worry James - The Lazarus Blessing has your back (or whatever body part that Samara mutilates!).


Yes, he is.  :P I'm just calling myself the pizza boy since I came late to the game and therefore I'm ripe for being picked off!  :chainsaw:

I am thankful for my Lazarus Blessing though.  :thumbup:

Najemikon

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #154 on: August 10, 2007, 09:50:01 PM »
I can almost smell fresh air! It has a fruity edge, it's kind of like a, erm, oh ... Mother? Have you farted? Filthy bint ... Hurry up and ask your damn questions!

lyonsden5

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #155 on: August 11, 2007, 12:46:36 AM »
I can almost smell fresh air! It has a fruity edge, it's kind of like a, erm, oh ... Mother? Have you farted? Filthy bint ... Hurry up and ask your damn questions!

I thought it was you  :-[

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lyonsden5

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #156 on: August 11, 2007, 05:15:14 AM »
OK Mother. I've answered your questions... Got 'em all right too ( :shutup: I think hope )

 now step aside and let me out.

Touti

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #157 on: August 11, 2007, 05:56:08 AM »
Hidden keys, zombies, ancient books with curse/blessings.  Is there a goddam 300HP Diesel 4x4 anywhere in there that I can use to bust my wayt out ?

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #158 on: August 11, 2007, 09:16:53 AM »
I have the feeling I am wandering around aimlessly :bag:

Najemikon

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #159 on: August 11, 2007, 02:59:10 PM »
My answers are in too.


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SailorRipley

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #160 on: August 11, 2007, 07:15:02 PM »
***UPDATE***

TURN OF EVENTS:
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Samara has asked this devilish question for James :

Something's amiss. Can you spot what it is and name the movie?


We're still waiting for James' answer.
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Eric has now tried to access The Guest Room but has found out that this room is ALSO LOCKED.

Now, come on, Eric, you should have known this! ;) Kathy already tried this locked room. Since Eric does not currently possess a key or a blessing to help him out on this one, he will be forced to go back yet again to a previous set of rooms and look for another way.

A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Eric.
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Kathy is still in The Studio
Status: Safe.

A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Kathy.
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Achim is now having a picnic at The Graveyard but has decided the book is not worth it. He has dismissed it and will now keep moving.

A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Achim.
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Rick has now replied to Mother's terrible riddle and answered the following:

Mother asked:

Question 1.
What was the name of the winged vermin that chewed on the power cables of the Millenium Falcon, in "The Empire Strikes Back"?

Rick answered: They were called Mynocks (could be spelled mynok.... hope spelling isn't an issue here  :-[ ) Also read about them in the X-wing saga series of books.  ;)

Mynocks it is. WELL DONE.


Question 2
Which of these mafia movies WASN'T based on a true story?
  • The Sicilian
  • Goodfellas
  • The Untouchables
  • Hoffa

Rick answered: :hmmmm: Hoffa and The Untouchables... no brainer. Real life characters. Goodfella's I believe was based on a true story. (OT - Loved Joe Pesci "Hey Ma.... I'ma gonna borrow thisa knife"  :laugh: ) That leaves The Sicilian. Just a guess. Never saw it so that doesn't help. Don't even know who's in it.  :-\ Final answer... The Sicilian

CORRECT. The Sicilian is the only one of the bunch that was not based on a real life character; it was written by Mario Puzo as the official sequel to The Godfather and directed by Michael Cimino. The movie bombed terribly at the box office


Question 3
Hi, I'm a movie production company but I don't know what my name is. Tell me! NOW!


Rick answered: Your name is Icon Productions. I just used one of your lovely soundtracks to help me keep going during a 22 hours shift to meet a deadline. (picked a bad one mother. Studios are not my strong suit but I happen to recognize this one  8)

CORRECT. Icon Productions is a production company headed by Mel Gibson and Bruce Davey.


Question 4
In which movie did Cameron Diaz got this sticky hairdo?


Rick answered: That would of course be Ben Stiller's "home made" Hair Gel. ( :o Still grosses me out thinking about it) The movie is There's Something About Mary (Not to be confused with the DVD titled "There's Something MORE About Mary"  :laugh: )

CORRECT. Cameron Diaz got the hairdo courtesy of Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary.


Question 5
In which movie was this used as a teleportation device?


Rick answered: Hmmm... Let's see...If only there was someone to [spoken in a fly like voice] "Help Me" with this one  :tease: That would be Jeff Goldblum's teleportation device from "The Fly" (Big Geena Davis fan in the 80's.)

AAAAGH! CORRECT AGAIN. It was the failed teleporter that made Jeff Goldblum turn into a glob of a fly in David Cronenberg's The Fly.





Rick HAS ESCAPED THE HORROR MANSION ALIVE!

Congratulations, Rick, you are a true film connoisseur! You have won 10 POINTS!
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Jon has also submitted the answers to his questions.

Mother asked:

Question 1.
What kind of illegal, twisted porn was Nicolas Cage investigating in the film 8MM?

answered: Snuff

CORRECT. Nicolas Cage is after a network of wicked snuff filmmakers who killed a young teenage girl in 8MM. (A good film that too many people hated).


Question 2
Which movie featured an air-to-air heist which involved moving stolen cash between two flying airplanes?
  • Turbulence 2
  • Con Air
  • Death to Smoochy
  • Cliffhanger

answered: Cliffhanger

CORRECT. Cliffhanger features a well filmed air-to-air heist.


Question 3
Hi, I'm a movie production company but I don't know what my name is. Tell me! NOW!


answered: Mandalay Entertainment

DAMMIT! CORRECT AGAIN! Mandalay Entertainment is headed by ex Columbia studio chief Peter Guber. The logo features a tiger running through the jungles of Mandalay, in Myanmar (formerly Burma).


Question 4
Believe it or not, this is Keanu Reeves... but what film could this possibly be?


answered: Little Buddha

CORRECT AGAIN! Keanu Reeves portrays Siddharta in Bernardo Bertolucci's sumptuous Little Buddha.


Question 5
Isn't this a cool Horror Mansion? But, in which movie does it appear?


answered: The Haunting (crappy remake edition!)

YOU YOU YOU.... DAMN. CORRECT AGAIN! That cool mansion is Harlaxton Manor, located in Lincolnshire, England and built in 1837. It was used for the exterior shots of Jan de Bont's terribly directed remake of The Haunting in 1999.

Jon HAS ESCAPED THE HORROR MANSION ALIVE!

Congratulations, Jon, you got out completely unharmed! You have won 10 POINTS!
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Jon and Rick are having a picnic outside the mansion while listening to the screams coming from inside.

We will continue playing until there are no more players left. Good luck all and congrats again to Rick & Jon!

Najemikon

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #161 on: August 11, 2007, 07:29:14 PM »
Don't know about you, Rick, but I'm really glad to be out of Mother's room. She smelt ... odd. Her whiff was a damn sight more threatening than that weird girl though. Wandering around aimlessly trying to scare people. What was her name? Sam something? Silly girl. Kept going, "Ooooo! I'm a killer, I am!" and then prodding people. What was that all about? A killer of what, may I ask? Bugs? I swear, I snuck up behind her at one point, yelled "BOO!", she screamed and ran away! Killer, my arse ...

It's always the same when you come to places like this. The parents let their kids wander off, annoying people just trying to have a nice day out. Well, she'd best not bother us out here otherwise I'll squirt her in the eye with lemonade!

Pass me a pork pie, will you? Ha! The only thing dead around here is covered in pastry! I'm going to complain about this place, I tell you.




 :devil:

m.cellophane

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #162 on: August 11, 2007, 10:42:06 PM »
Way to go, Jon and Rick!  :congrats:

I have submitted my answer.  :fingerchew:

lyonsden5

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #163 on: August 12, 2007, 04:47:17 AM »
Don't know about you, Rick, but I'm really glad to be out of Mother's room. She smelt ... odd. Her whiff was a damn sight more threatening than that weird girl though. Wandering around aimlessly trying to scare people. What was her name? Sam something? Silly girl. Kept going, "Ooooo! I'm a killer, I am!" and then prodding people. What was that all about? A killer of what, may I ask? Bugs? I swear, I snuck up behind her at one point, yelled "BOO!", she screamed and ran away! Killer, my arse ...

It's always the same when you come to places like this. The parents let their kids wander off, annoying people just trying to have a nice day out. Well, she'd best not bother us out here otherwise I'll squirt her in the eye with lemonade!

Pass me a pork pie, will you? Ha! The only thing dead around here is covered in pastry! I'm going to complain about this place, I tell you.




 :devil:

Let's not be too hard on her. She was up against a couple of tough guys. It's not like she got beat by a pretty young woman and a lovable yellow dog.

 :tease:

BTW - fresh out of pork pie ???

SailorRipley

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Re: Horror Mansion Survival Game
« Reply #164 on: August 12, 2007, 07:00:42 AM »
***UPDATE***

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Seems our killer has successfully failed to get another victim! Dear God...

Samara asked:
Something's amiss. Can you spot what it is and name the movie?


James replied:
I'm gonna go with E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

WHICH IS A CORRECT ANSWER BECAUSE TECHNICALLY BOTH QUESTIONS IMPLY THE SAME ANSWER. ;)


James has now obtained a Skeleton Key from Samara.

A PM has been dispatched with instructions for Eric and Samara.
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We also need to hear from Eric, Kathy and Achim ;)