Topic: The Person Below Me

[SailorRipley]

Nah, that's cool! I've heard the game is crappy, though. Anyway, I must get an Xbox one of these days... I'm torn between that and the Wii.

The person below me hates cell phones. (I know I do, although they've become a necessary evil).

[Kathy]

Cell phone? What is a cell phone? I like my father's 1957 rotary Bell telephone; it's the only one I use!

The person below me has verbal diarrhea! 

[Najemikon]

Some people say I have verbal diarrhoea, but to be honest, all things considered, I don't think I do and strongly deny the insinuation. I know I can go on a bit from time to time when it isn't appropriate and friends start to get a glazed expression as I talk, but diarrhoea is too strong a description. Surely taking over a conversation or even a thread on a forum for only half an hour or so couldn't be called "diarrhoea" could it? I mean, what do you think? Do you think I go on? Please be kind though as I can be quite sensitive to insults and I don't think it is politically correct to use that term anyway. How would you like to be trapped on the toilet, crapping through a straw, and have your situation reduced to a common slang term for mere talking? You sit there not even daring to breathe, let alone talk, should another wave of erm, whatever, pebble-dashes the porcelain. And people, whose bowels are functioning perfectly and have no idea what it's like to not let that innocent fart escape without a gushing follow-through, use the term in such a flippant manner. It's not right. I'm making a stand. Unlike the poor bastards who daren't stand. Verbal diarrhoea, my arse ...


 


The person below me has just farted. It was safe. They don't have diarrhoea of any sort...

[lovemunkey187]

The person below me has just farted. It was safe. They don't have diarrhoea of any sort...

Sorry, it was the scrambled egg and chilli I had last night


The person below me finds Bugs Bunny sexy when he's dressed as a girl.

[lyonsden5]

I do, but not as much as Elmer Fudd.

The person below me was wondering what happened to this thread.

[richierich]

I don't know, I am a virgin on this thread 

The person below me lost their virginity whilst...

[Najemikon]

... watching The Wizard of Oz.

The person below me hasn't lost their virginity...

[lovemunkey187]

... watching The Wizard of Oz.

The person below me hasn't lost their virginity...

Who told you?!?!?!?!

The person below me likes to eat crunchy peanut butter whilst soaking in the bath.

[Kathy]

Now I'm all wrinkled and in need of preserves (preferably raspberry)!

The person below me loves anime DVDs.

[klandersen]

Um NO the female characters are way too violent for me, and I want to bring this dead thread back to life.

IT'S ALIVE!   


The Person Below Me loves watching foreign movies in the original language without subtitles so they can make up their own dialogue.

[snowcat]

Its true, I don't think you have lived until you have seen my version of The Host "OH NO A BIG FISH THING IS GONNA EAT MY

(click to show/hide)

.....DAUGHTER

The person below me once bought so many DVDs that they could not afford food and had to eat the cases of the aforementioned DVDs

[Rogmeister]

They're not so bad with a little plastic tendereizer 

The person below me loves The Twilight Saga...but won't admit it!

[Achim]

Never seen any of it

the person below me has never won a prize in any sweepstake/quiz.

[Kathy]

It's true - it's not just the quizzes here I suck at!

The person below me invented the Vuvuzela for the World Cup games.

[Antares]

I got the idea from one of the animated sequences in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The person below me hopes to one day date Robert Pattinson, because they are so in love with Twilight