I thought it was "I am horny"
RUN! HORNY PANDA ALERT!
Reminds me...
A horny panda takes a prostitute to dinner, then on to a hotel where they spend the night. The next morning, he's almost out the door when the prostitute shouts, "Hey! What about my money? You haven't paid". The panda looks confused so she throws him a dictionary and tells him to look up 'Prostitute'. He reads: "Prostitute: a woman who engages in sexual activity for money". He throws it back to her and suggests she look up 'Panda'.
"A large bear. Eats shoots and leaves."