Out for a walk and I get about 15min away from the house and find I really need to go all the sudden... and what I had to do I couldn't just go hide and whip it out to take care of myself.
Anyway by the time I make it as far as the post office I am like I need to find some place fast... or I am going to mess myself!
Stopped in post office... no help. No public rest room. Tried a close by store... they wouldn't let me use theirs... Then I am like... a block from the library! Please let me make it! Get there... and wouldn't you know it...not open yet! (open at 10!)
Getting desperate and scared... I know about 2 blocks away is the park... there is a building there that has rest rooms... So I get there as fast as I can... while there is people at the park (bike riding and such).... the building with the rest rooms is locked tight! Damn!
There is no way I will make it home... and no way I would make t to the next known rest room (McDonalds!... close to the food store...about another 20min walk)... but try to get there as fast as I can since it is shorter then home),,,Looking desperately for a ride or another choice.
I get walking down the road and see the building where I pay the water bill... it used to be an old school building and I used the rest room in there before... I wasn't going to make walking to the front door.. but there is a side door near the bathroom... so I hit that... go inside and finally get to the rest room. (unfortunately a little too late as there was some mess in my shorts
) So I go... get cleaned up real good... take my shorts off... and go to the sink using a bottle of hand soap to clean my shorts as good as I can... and leave with wet shorts n hand. But feel better anyway.
When leaving I hear "Excuse me sir" from behind... and walking up to me is a police officer. Asking me what I was doing coming out that building. I told the cop the whole embarrassing story... backed up by the wet shorts in my hand... saying how embarrassed I am. He told me not to be but asked how I got in in the first place. I told him just walked in. I pay my water bill there all the time and knew they had rest rooms. He was like yeah... but today is Saturday and the building is closed. That I was literally trespassing on government property. I told him that the door was just open and that I had no idea that the building was closed today.
Damn if he still didn't take my info and call it in. Thankfully after hearing back (finding out I had no criminal record) he said that while he could arrest me... what with the circumstances and the fact that the door was never locked... that I am just free to go.
