Once again I come here to share my despair while I'm watching a movie. This time it is "Cold Mountain". I've tried watching it over a year ago and couldn't make it to the end, since most people give good reviews and ratings I thought maybe I just wasn't in the mood for it so I kept it on the ice until now.I've been watching it for 55 minutes now and I after 30 minutes I was already bored. It's a nice story and visually it's beautiful but it's just soooooooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww. I'm gonna watch it 'til the end this time but I hope it gets a litlle more "catchy". I think they should have made it shorter and give a little bit more rhythm, that would keep my attention. Right now I keep wandering away, every scene seems longer than the previous one and appears to take forever to get the point.
Interesting. I've never watched Cold Mountain, but had the exact same reaction to The English Patient, also by the late Anthony Minghella. It's frustrating because the story is brilliant, the actors perfectly cast and it looks gorgeous. But damn, it's ponderous! And as you know, my favourite film is Dances With Wolves, so I don't mind a film taking its time.
The problem with The English Patient is that to enjoy it, you have to be either English or patient. So said Joe Queenan, as he delivered his pithy proscription on director Anthony MinghellaĆs multiple Oscar-winner. Well, Minghella was at it again last year, chiding those who are neither patient, nor, in this case, American; those unable to endure the ponderous, painful roads down which his characters invariably wander.
Oh dear, these are on my unwatched pile. I think they may stay there quite a bit longer.