I don't have one of those fancy phones.  I can't even remember what they are called now...umm..smart phone?  Whatever.  I don't have one.
I do have a cell phone, but I don't use it that much.  I have sent a few texts to one friend, but that has been like..oh 6 in the year and a half I've had the phone.  I do make a few calls with it, but the thing isn't attached to my ear..and I don't have one of the blue tooth headsets either.  I don't use it when I drive.  I don't use it in the movie theater.  Sometimes I will quickly check the time on it, while it is still inside my purse.