(Restaurant | Springfield, MO, USA)
Cashier: “Hi, thanks for choosing [name of restaurant]. What can I get for you today?”
Customer: “You guys serve breakfast all day?”
Cashier: “Yes sir.”
Customer: “Do you serve pancakes?”
Cashier: “No, sir. Just waffles.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t like waffles. Can you just make this one exception?”
Cashier: “Well, sir I can’t go against code and grill you up a regular pancake but I’ll tell you what: I can make you a pancake with these awesome little holes used to trap syrup on top so it cant escape off the side.”
Customer: “Really!? You would do that for me? I’ll take two!”