His rants are superb; the last one was Sex And The City2.
Do you have a clip of that one, I'd really like to see it. My wife loved that show, and I always gave her shit for it.
Kermode is a god. Check out his "It's Only a Movie" book which is a good read. He talks about being hit by Helen Mirren and her handbag at the BAFTAs and getting thrown out of Cannes for heckling